Brawndo Thirst Mutilator T-Shirt

It has got what plants crave. A loud sports-drink logo for a future that stopped asking questions and started drinking its answers.

For anyone who has watched the news lately and thought, well, that escalated exactly on schedule.

Soft ringspun cotton, preshrunk to hold its shape, double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem. True-to-size unisex fit.

• BOLD SPORTS-DRINK LOGO ARTWORK - PRINTED FRONT ONLY
• A CULT-COMEDY REFERENCE THAT GETS MORE ACCURATE EVERY YEAR
• SOFT RINGSPUN COTTON - PRESHRUNK, HOLDS ITS SHAPE WASH AFTER WASH
• TRUE-TO-SIZE UNISEX FIT - S THROUGH 5XL
• PRINTED IN THE USA, ONE AT A TIME, WHEN YOU ORDER

Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned small business.