Brawndo Thirst Mutilator Hoodie

It has got what plants crave. A loud sports-drink logo for a future that stopped asking questions and started drinking its answers.

For anyone who has watched the news lately and thought, well, that escalated exactly on schedule.

Midweight cotton-poly fleece with a soft brushed interior, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. True-to-size unisex fit.

• BOLD SPORTS-DRINK LOGO ARTWORK - PRINTED FRONT ONLY
• A CULT-COMEDY REFERENCE THAT GETS MORE ACCURATE EVERY YEAR
• MIDWEIGHT FLEECE WITH A SOFT BRUSHED INTERIOR AND A DOUBLE-LINED HOOD
• FRONT POUCH POCKET, RIBBED CUFFS AND WAISTBAND - S THROUGH 5XL
• PRINTED IN THE USA, ONE AT A TIME, WHEN YOU ORDER

Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned small business.